- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is love essential for happiness?

The full question: ‘I have been in and out of love all my life, and I am beginning to wonder if I really like being in love at all, it seems to hurt alot. Is being in love with someone else essential for happiness?’
The answer:
Who do you think you are? Buddha?
You’re gonna make me cry…
With [...]

- I am desperate. Help!

The full question: ‘My boyfriend just had sex with another girl. And then he told me that he wants to be with her and not me because he feels “connected” to her, but I don’t want to lose him. What can I do to make him stay with me? Help.’
The answer:
Watch some porn…
And then “connect” [...]

- Where have all the good men gone?

Up the bad vaginas.
And they ain’t coming back…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com