- My wife had an affair and I caught her…

The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her’
The answer:
Step up your game, fool.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My wife sings in the shower…

The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?”
The answer:
Get in the shower with her…
And stick something in her mouth.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex-Wife and I…

The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]