I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
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Because the boys want to blame the size of their tiny winkie on the outside temperature.
And the girls want an excuse to be overweight, blubbery and/or pastey white.
There can be no other possible explanation.
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Let the cat out of the house. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved.
Pets are actually wild animals that humans have turned into weak, needy companions.
Let your cat find out what it was meant to do - if it dies, well then that’s nature.
I have a feeling your boyfriend is [...]

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Because you think that you matter.
But you don’t.
Really…
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Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis.
That should work.
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Don’t spend any…
Are you really that stupid?
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No.
But if I did, I would want to go to hell…
Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it.
Save me from that eternal boredom, please.
Hell will be so much more enlightening.
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Have an affair…
Then you won’t care anymore.
Easy.
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Run…
I wanted to tell you to punch her really hard in the stomach and then throw her down the stairs, but my Lawyer said I wasn’t allowed to, so I didn’t.
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Be cool.
Let her do what she wants to do. And you do what you want to do.
It’s amazing how unavailability pulls people into line - look at you, puppy dog.
Now, get on with being a man.
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