No. It’s good…
If you wanna have a poor memory, slow reaction times, limited intelligence and a half limp dick.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’
The answer:
I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior - it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony.
After that you should stomp [...]

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The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’
The answer:
Why would you want to be healthy?
The quicker you die the better.
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

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