- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice - the wrong choice…
The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people annoy me?

Because people are annoying…
And possibly because you are an impatient, bitter and twisted git.
But probably not.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com