- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How old is too old?

The full question: ‘I always had a crush on my Mom’s best friend when I was a kid; now I am 40 and she is in her 60’s, widowed and available. Is it weird if I make a move on her at this age?’
The answer:
Eewwww…
No. That’s fine. I think. If she’s hot.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. [...]