- Does money = power?

Does sex = orgasm?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I pay my bills with no money?

F*ck a rich guy…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do the poor always get screwed over?

Because they have no money to fight with… so it’s fun to fuck with them.
Solution: Don’t be poor.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why?

The full question: ‘My friend needed money to help with rent and bills and so I leant it to her and now she won’t pay me back. We are not talking and I know I will probably never see the money again. Not only have I lost out financially, I have also lost my friendship. [...]

- Is my sex drive related to my bank balance?

I think you might be onto something…
Try spending three months wages on an engagement ring for your girlfriend and then see how quickly your sex life deteriorates after that.
I’m betting it’ll be a rapid decline - and if you doubt me, talk to some of your married friends.
Haha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com