- How often should I masturbate?

As often as you like, as long as it doesn’t hurt.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is masturbation bad?

The full question: “My parents caught me masturbating and they gave me a talk. They said it was a bad thing to do and God would frown on me for it. My Mom was crying and my Dad was very angry. Are they right?”
The answer:
Your parents are a pair of assholes.
Ask your parents their position [...]