- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com