02.27- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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02.23- What should I do about my in-laws? They annoy me.

Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
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02.17- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
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02.16- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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01.27- My boyfriend makes me miserable. What should I do?

Dump him.
If one person makes another person unhappy there is only one fool in that equation.
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01.17- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?”
The answer:
I [...]

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01.10- Do you think I have to be married to have a baby?

No. Being married doesn’t make you a good parent.
But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love - that’s what morons do.
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01.09- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

Because you see the truth.
And the truth is that most of life sucks.
The solution:
Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you.
There is a virtue to selfishness - you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable.
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01.05- Should I get a divorce?

Yes.
If you have to ask the question, then the answer is yes.
That would be yes, get a divorce.
And you might as well do it today as it’s the biggest day of the year for Lawyers to be instructed in divorce - bet you didn’t know that. It’s the first Monday after January 1st - the [...]

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12.16- Should I be exclusive with this guy?

The full question: ‘I am dating a guy that I care for who’s pressuring me to be exclusive with him, but I’m just not ready. All my friends say I’m being stupid because I’m going to get tired of dating other men and I will ‘lose’ this one. What does a woman do?’
The second you [...]

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