The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?”
The answer:
Get in the shower with her…
And stick something in her mouth.
Smack!
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Not if you wanna fuck up the best part of your life…
Smack!
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When you find me…
I’ve never had a stalker.
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That nobody gives a fuck about you like you do…
So suck up to the right people and let them help you get what you want.
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The full question: ‘I have always been a little unhealthy and so have always taken pills to make me feel better. But now that I am older my ailments just keep getting worse and I end up in the hospital more often than I should, even though I know that I don’t do enough to [...]

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Because you’re a tit, a sheep, an unimaginative idiot…
… who does what everyone else does and doesn’t think that there might be another way.
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Yes.
And so do nightmares…
Here I am.
Smack!
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Because you’re stupid.
Ignorance is bliss.
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The full question: ‘Is depression all in your head, is it all really a disastisfaction with yourself and your life? Or is it really a mental illness which we cannot control?’
The answer:
Depression is when everything sucks.
Therefore…
Depression is the truth.
Now that’s depressing…
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Because you see the truth.
And the truth is that most of life sucks.
The solution:
Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you.
There is a virtue to selfishness - you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable.
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