Because you see the truth.
And the truth is that most of life sucks.
The solution:
Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you.
There is a virtue to selfishness - you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable.
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Dunno.
But that’s how we know there’s no God…
If you were God, would you have made it so difficult, so easy, so hateful, so fun, so harsh, so sweet, so bitter, so violent, so pure, so angry, so irritating, so disgusting, so beautiful, so bad, so good, so complicated, so emotional, so slow, too quick, too much, [...]

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Because we make it that way.
Because we never learn to just ‘be’, we always have to be doing something or someone.
Because we are impatient, intolerable, prejudiced, bitter, twisted, angry, dissatisfied, emotional, stoopid creatures that don’t ever see the truth before us; instead, we believe the bullshit we are fed as children and rather than accepting [...]

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Atheism
Smack!
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Because your vacuousness is too much…
Smack!
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If it was easy, you’d be complaining about something else, you tit.
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This is not really a question, you loser - but I will respond anyway.
Of course you’re ugly, if you think you are.
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I f*cking hope not…
 
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Do I really have to answer this?
 
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The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?”
The answer:
Get in the shower with her…
And stick something in her mouth.
Smack!
 
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