- Why do parents talk about their kids all the time?

Because their kids are their ego…
Get it?
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is 21 too young to have kids?

Not if you wanna fuck up the best part of your life…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex-Wife and I…

The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]

- Why do I hate being a teen?

Because it sucks…
Remember this feeling when you decide to have kids - it’s cruelty.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are kids such brats?

Because we allow them to be.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think young people should read this advice?

Yes. Of course I do, you tit.
If I don’t tell them the way it is, who the fuck will?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people have kids?

Ego.
Stupidity.
Usually in that order.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

- When is a good time to end a marriage if kids are involved?

There isn’t one.
But if you have to, then wait until they leave home.
And in the meantime live separate yet amicable lives whilst having sex with other people…
Easy.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com