Because you’re gay.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’
The answer:
Turn gay.
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The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’
The answer:
If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight.
If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay.
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No. You’re not gay. You’re a control freak.
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