- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice - the wrong choice…
The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do fat people smell?

Because they can’t quite reach between the rolls of blubber to clean out the filth that has collected there.
Because they eat shit food and then smell like what they eat.
Because they want you to notice them - that’s why they are fat…
Any fat person who tells you they like being fat is either a liar, [...]