The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]

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The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?
The answer:
Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.
She’ll wonder where you went…
And [...]

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