Go to a brothel with 200 bucks.
Or get some fat, ugly chick very drunk - the good thing about this one is that she will be grateful, even if you’re useless.
Mission accomplished.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
I am Dr. Smack.
Now shut it, you tit.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Because we make it that way.
Because we never learn to just ‘be’, we always have to be doing something or someone.
Because we are impatient, intolerable, prejudiced, bitter, twisted, angry, dissatisfied, emotional, stoopid creatures that don’t ever see the truth before us; instead, we believe the bullshit we are fed as children and rather than accepting [...]
Clip your toenails, mix them with some hair pie and garnish them with a booger?
Or get home delivery…
Guy Blews (aka Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
No, you should not be worried.
You are not single - you are multiple.
You should be happy. You should be proud.
You are an individual. Someone to be revered. A class act.
As long as people want to marry you and you refuse, then you are all of the above.
BUT:
If nobody has asked (or even suggested it), then [...]
11.04- If I dressed up like a French Maid and cooked for my boyfriend, why didn’t he have sex with me?
Dr. Smack is going for the hopeful option here:
Your boyfriend was too full to f*ck.
(I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… think about it… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?!)
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Stop talking to him.
Just because he’s related to you does not mean you have to like him, or even see him.
I haven’t spoken to my Dad in 20 years… and look how well I turned out!
- “You are told that family is as much a certainty as death. You are not told that family life [...]
This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)…
“I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front of [...]
OK… Dr. Smack has to get serious for a second here. This has disturbed me.
The answer:
If you are still living at home and are under the legal limit to have sex, report this to the Police. Foster care is a better option than what you are going through right now.
If you are old enough to [...]
You don’t ignore them.
You fight back.
This will have one of two outcomes:
1. A war. (Fun)
2. Your husband decides that he cannot deal with the drama and consequently keeps you two apart, which = Separation. (Perfect)
Don’t let the old cow win.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com