I am Dr. Smack.
Now shut it, you tit.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Clip your toenails, mix them with some hair pie and garnish them with a booger?
Or get home delivery…
Guy Blews (aka Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
No, you should not be worried.
You are not single - you are multiple.
You should be happy. You should be proud.
You are an individual. Someone to be revered. A class act.
As long as people want to marry you and you refuse, then you are all of the above.
BUT:
If nobody has asked (or even suggested it), then [...]
11.04- If I dressed up like a French Maid and cooked for my boyfriend, why didn’t he have sex with me?
Dr. Smack is going for the hopeful option here:
Your boyfriend was too full to f*ck.
(I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… think about it… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?!)
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Stop talking to him.
Just because he’s related to you does not mean you have to like him, or even see him.
I haven’t spoken to my Dad in 20 years… and look how well I turned out!
- “You are told that family is as much a certainty as death. You are not told that family life [...]
This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)…
“I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front of [...]
OK… Dr. Smack has to get serious for a second here. This has disturbed me.
The answer:
If you are still living at home and are under the legal limit to have sex, report this to the Police. Foster care is a better option than what you are going through right now.
If you are old enough to [...]
You don’t ignore them.
You fight back.
This will have one of two outcomes:
1. A war. (Fun)
2. Your husband decides that he cannot deal with the drama and consequently keeps you two apart, which = Separation. (Perfect)
Don’t let the old cow win.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
No.
That’s why it rhymes with monotony.
- The brevity of this answer is based on marital monotony, assuming a marriage is consummated in one’s 20’s and the marriage lasts for over 40 years… Monotony is possible within a relationship (I am not a complete hater) but in general will not last much more than a decade. [...]
Because your mind is your most important sexual organ.
And it seems that you need to fantasize if you want an orgasm.
He’s probably doing the same…
Can you blame him?
I think not.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com