- Why are so many people dying?

Because we need them to…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How can I stop going to hospital?

The full question: ‘I have always been a little unhealthy and so have always taken pills to make me feel better. But now that I am older my ailments just keep getting worse and I end up in the hospital more often than I should, even though I know that I don’t do enough to [...]

- This girl I like has a cat I hate. Help.

The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

- Why am I so scared of dying?

Because you think that you matter.
But you don’t.
Really…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you believe in heaven and hell, Dr. Smack?

No.
But if I did, I would want to go to hell…
Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it.
Save me from that eternal boredom, please.
Hell will be so much more enlightening.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com