The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’
The answer:
Impossible. So, you have a choice:
Do what he wants and hate yourself.
Do what you want and he hates [...]

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The full question (from a girl): ‘Isn’t the underlying issue at hand in any of these questions and concerns the root of communication? Why are females and males so different in their approach? Typically there is more information presented on the female way of thinking, why is that? The male view to communication, is only [...]

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The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

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The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’
The answer:
Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12?
Because it happened when I was 11.
And [...]

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The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’
The answer:
You flippin’ pussy…
Keep well away from her.
Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.
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The full question: ‘My boss has asked me out on a dinner date and I have said yes because I am too afraid to say no. I kind of like him, but I think he is taking advantage and I don’t really like it. I am hot (even if I do say so myself) and [...]

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The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
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Yes.
And most people do.
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