- This girl I like has a cat I hate. Help.

The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

- Why do you hate cats, Dr. Smack?

Let us first clarify that it is household cats we are discussing here.
And second, allow me to say that ‘hate’ is too tame a word for the way I feel.
They are slinky and conniving; they have sharp claws and nasty little teeth; they stare and observe with their spooky looking eyes; they use cat litters [...]