- My best friend is so annoying…

The full question: ‘My best friend is so annoying. She is always asking me to do her favors and she never really re-pays me - it’s take take take. Help. What can I do?’
The answer:
There’s only one idiot in this equation.
And it’s not your best friend.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I have sex with my best friend’s Mom. Should I stop?

No. Absolutely not.
But you should offer him your Mom in return…
It’s only fair.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why did my best friend stab me in the back?

Because chicks can be bitches.
Because she’s jealous of you.
Because you knew she was a fuck up and you ignored it anyway.
And now you’ve learnt your lesson.
Don’t forget it.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com