Smack Therapy http://smacktherapy.com THE TRUTH HURTS - BUT IT'S STILL TRUE Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:01:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en - Should I make up with her? http://smacktherapy.com/1033/should-i-make-up-with-her/ http://smacktherapy.com/1033/should-i-make-up-with-her/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:01:04 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1033 The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’

The answer:

You flippin’ pussy…

Keep well away from her.

Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1033/should-i-make-up-with-her/feed/ - Why is rap so popular when it’s so aggressive? http://smacktherapy.com/1030/why-is-rap-so-popular-when-its-so-aggressive/ http://smacktherapy.com/1030/why-is-rap-so-popular-when-its-so-aggressive/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:01:28 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1030 The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’

The answer:

Because it grabs your attention…

It causes you to have an opinion…

It makes you react…

It upsets you…

It makes you laugh…

It generates its own publicity…

& once in a while it’s geniass…

Chill the fuck out and you might see that they’re only words that rhyme (sometimes).

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1030/why-is-rap-so-popular-when-its-so-aggressive/feed/ - Should I quit smoking? http://smacktherapy.com/1026/should-i-quit-smoking/ http://smacktherapy.com/1026/should-i-quit-smoking/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:01:11 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1026 The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’

The answer:

Why would you want to be healthy?

The quicker you die the better.

You tit.

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]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1026/should-i-quit-smoking/feed/ - Should I sleep with my boss? http://smacktherapy.com/1024/should-i-sleep-with-my-boss/ http://smacktherapy.com/1024/should-i-sleep-with-my-boss/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:01:31 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1024 The full question: ‘My boss has asked me out on a dinner date and I have said yes because I am too afraid to say no. I kind of like him, but I think he is taking advantage and I don’t really like it. I am hot (even if I do say so myself) and this has happened before, but I like my job and I am afraid to lose it. What do I do?’

The answer:

Go on the date.

That’s enough ammunition for a sexual harassment case.

And f*ck him if you want… or don’t if you don’t…

Either way you have him by the balls.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1024/should-i-sleep-with-my-boss/feed/ - Why did he tell me he loves me? http://smacktherapy.com/1021/why-did-he-tell-me-he-loves-me/ http://smacktherapy.com/1021/why-did-he-tell-me-he-loves-me/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:01:42 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1021 The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it if he didn’t mean it?’

The answer:

When he said it, he did mean it.

He just didn’t mean it in the same way you heard it.

You must have swallowed…

That’s my best guess.

Smack!

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1021/why-did-he-tell-me-he-loves-me/feed/ - What’s your view on blind dates? http://smacktherapy.com/1016/whats-your-view-on-blind-dates/ http://smacktherapy.com/1016/whats-your-view-on-blind-dates/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:01:38 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1016 I don’t see the point in them.

The success : failure ratio is too great.

Especially if you have something to offer…

Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.

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]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1016/whats-your-view-on-blind-dates/feed/ - Is time the great healer? http://smacktherapy.com/996/is-time-the-great-healer/ http://smacktherapy.com/996/is-time-the-great-healer/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:01:16 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=996 I guess.

But not giving a flying fuck works better.

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]]> http://smacktherapy.com/996/is-time-the-great-healer/feed/ - How about 24? I think I’m in love with Jack Bauer. http://smacktherapy.com/1053/how-about-24-i-think-im-in-love-with-jack-bauer/ http://smacktherapy.com/1053/how-about-24-i-think-im-in-love-with-jack-bauer/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:01:41 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1053 Oh, shut up, you tit.

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]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1053/how-about-24-i-think-im-in-love-with-jack-bauer/feed/ - Do you watch CSI? http://smacktherapy.com/1001/do-you-watch-csi/ http://smacktherapy.com/1001/do-you-watch-csi/#comments Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:01:22 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=1001 Only when I feel suicidal.

It makes me realize that there are people with far more vacuous lives than mine.

And that’s the main reason I’m still here.

Thanks CSI.

Sorry world.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

]]> http://smacktherapy.com/1001/do-you-watch-csi/feed/ - Can you have too little sex? http://smacktherapy.com/990/can-you-have-too-little-sex/ http://smacktherapy.com/990/can-you-have-too-little-sex/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:01:46 +0000 Guy Blews http://smacktherapy.com/?p=990 Yes.

And most people do.

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