- Why do hot girls come out in summer?

Because the blood runs quicker and the sex is better…
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- Is anyone good enough for you, Dr. Smack?

Yes, of course… for the night.
Smack!
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- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
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- Why don’t I want a girlfriend?

Because you’re gay.
Smack!
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- Why do I keep going back to my Ex?

Because you’re an insecure little tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are men so sensitive and then mean?

They’re not - they’re mean… and then pretend to be sensitive when they don’t like you anymore.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do parents talk about their kids all the time?

Because their kids are their ego…
Get it?
Smack!
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- Where do cool, hot chicks hang out?

A long way from desperate losers like you.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself…
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I pay my bills with no money?

F*ck a rich guy…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com