Does a giraffe have a neck?
Of course they are…
And they’re better at it.
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The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]

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Eat right.
Drink right.
Sexercise alot.
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Because it sucks…
Remember this feeling when you decide to have kids - it’s cruelty.
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Because most people are fucking lazy…
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No…
It’s better than godliness.
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No.
He’s dead.
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The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, I met this hot hot chick and she wants to stay with me for a few days; she seems cool but how do I tell if this is a disaster waiting to happen?’
The answer:
It doesn’t matter.
Live a little.
Smack!
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Like this -
“Your breath makes me want to throw up, did you eat the rotten faeces of a dead rat or something? It’s unbearable to be anywhere near you, no wonder nobody ever wants to kiss you let alone fuck you, they’d have to be deaf, dumb and blind with no sense of taste, smell [...]

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The full question: ‘I am seeing this girl but she travels alot and so I started seeing another girl who is around much more. I like them both. Is it bad of me to do this when they don’t know?’
The answer:
No, it’s not bad - it’s f*cking stupid.
Smack!
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