- Where’s my G-spot?

Come here…
I’ll show you.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is pot smoking really that bad?

No. It’s good…
If you wanna have a poor memory, slow reaction times, limited intelligence and a half limp dick.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are sexual diseases for life?

No… They only last ten minutes at a time.
Of course they’re for life, you tit…
Even if you can’t see them anymore.
Guy Blews (aka - Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do hot girls have little dogs?

Errrr…
Peanut butter?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr, Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do girls act keen, then disappear.

Because they know how to play a pussy like you, that’s why.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do animals sense earthquakes?

Yes.
And so do you - but you ignore it until it hits.
And then it’s too late.
Ha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend ignores me. Help.

Then fuck someone else…
And tell him.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are kids such brats?

Because we allow them to be.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What are hemorrhoids?

Something we could all do without.
Now, go away.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- If it hurts, do I stop?

No.
Keep going until it bleeds.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com