The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’
The answer:
Turn gay.
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The full question: ‘My boyfriend is always asking me to give him oral sex, but I don’t like it. It’s not him, it’s just the whole idea of it, the feeling, the way it makes me gag. I don’t want to do it, but he makes me. What can I do to either learn to [...]

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Because you’re a good judge of character…
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That nobody gives a fuck about you like you do…
So suck up to the right people and let them help you get what you want.
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The full question: ‘I always had a crush on my Mom’s best friend when I was a kid; now I am 40 and she is in her 60’s, widowed and available. Is it weird if I make a move on her at this age?’
The answer:
Eewwww…
No. That’s fine. I think. If she’s hot.
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The full question: ‘I have always been a little unhealthy and so have always taken pills to make me feel better. But now that I am older my ailments just keep getting worse and I end up in the hospital more often than I should, even though I know that I don’t do enough to [...]

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A perpetrator…
It’s easier to say sorry than to be abused.
Ask your local priest… he’ll know.
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The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’
The answer:
If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight.
If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay.
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Of course not you flipping tit…
If it was you wouldn’t be here, would you?
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The full question: ‘If someone ate shit, should they wipe their mouth with a napkin or toilet paper?’
The answer:
Neither…
The back of your hand is quicker, more efficient and easier to clean.
I hope you were using a knife and fork, you pig.
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