03.31- Why am I dissatisfied?

The full question: ‘I live in Arizona in a big house with my parents and my siblings; we have everything we could want and we always get what we ask for in the end, but I am always dissatisfied with what I have. I always feel like other people have more than me and I [...]

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03.30- How do I find a girlfriend?

The full question: ‘I am a fairly decent looking guy with a good job, but I can’t seem to meet a girl that I connect with. What can I do to change the situation?’
The answer:
Pretend you’re gay.
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03.29- What’s your motto, Dr. Smack?

Shut your festering gob you tit, your type really make me puke, you malodorous, vacuous, snotty nosed pervert…
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03.28- Dr. Smack, you’re boring.

Fuck off, you tit.
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03.27- Why do I find it so hard to sleep?

Because you hate yourself…
Which is probably quite justified.
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03.26- How long should I wait before we have sex?

The full question: ‘I am 28 years old and I met this guy. We’ve been together for 2 months, I like him but I want him to stay with me. Should I have sex with him now, or wait? I’m afraid that he will go off me if I do it too soon.’
The answer:
What are [...]

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03.25- What’s the best way to start having an affair with a married man?

Ask him.
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03.24- Should I date older guys?

The full question: ‘I have been crushing on one of my sister’s guy friends. He’s 14 and I’m 12. Even though I’m young I think that I’m mature enough to handle the relationship. What is your thought about dating older guys?’
The answer:
It’s essential.
Guys are roughly 25% more idiotic than girls (which is worrying).
Therefore you should [...]

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03.23- Why do hot girls have dogs?

The full question: ‘I have noticed on my travels that many of the girls I like, the hot ones, usually seem to have a dog, and it’s always some silly little rat that runs all over the place and yaps. I find it off-putting for a number of reasons, not least the annoyance it causes [...]

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03.22- Is identity theft a real problem?

Yes.
It’s been happening since you were born…
First your parents stole it from you, then your peers, followed by your society, and now everyone & everything else is taking it, including your computer.
Just look at FuckFaceBook - everyone’s the fucking same.
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