It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Nothing.
Ignore her.
It works. Guaranteed. But you have to stick to the plan.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My friend is always late. Even when he tells me he is on his way, I know he isn’t and I always end up waiting for half an hour or longer. I have mentioned it, but it makes no difference. What do I do?’
The answer:
Give a final warning…
After 15 minutes, get up [...]
Because they can’t quite reach between the rolls of blubber to clean out the filth that has collected there.
Because they eat shit food and then smell like what they eat.
Because they want you to notice them - that’s why they are fat…
Any fat person who tells you they like being fat is either a liar, [...]
Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Because they are wasteful.
Anorexia is a far more environmentally friendly option.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]
The full question: ‘My group of friends is splitting apart because three of them don’t get along. We all used to be so close. What can I do?’
The answer:
Life is all about change, whether we like it or not.
So, get used to it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Yes.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
