01.31- If my wife travels for work, is she being faithful to me?

I hope not.
If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity.
Smack!
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01.30- My friend is a prostitute. How can I help her?

Well, you could drop her off at work…
And then pick her up later to make sure she gets home safely.
Ha!
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01.29- Is oral sex dangerous?

If you do it right, or get it done right, it’s great.
Just don’t bite unless asked.
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01.28- How do I get my ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?
The answer:
Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.
She’ll wonder where you went…
And [...]

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01.27- My boyfriend makes me miserable. What should I do?

Dump him.
If one person makes another person unhappy there is only one fool in that equation.
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01.26- Why do people still teach religion when they know it’s not true?

The full question: ‘My parents are making me go to Confirmation classes and it cost them $300 even though they keep telling me how bad the economy is and they don’t believe in any particular religion themselves. They are pretty much agnostic. My Mom says I have to go because she had to when she [...]

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01.25- What’s the best way to be a good lover?

Find out what you like…
And then try it out on them.
But be gentle to begin with.
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01.24- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!
The answer:
You just answered your own question…
She hates you because she feels like a failure.
She feels like a failure because she is one.
Guy [...]

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01.23- Why do I ache when it rains?

Because you are a pussy.
Or just very old.
Smack!
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01.22- How do I play a girl who plays me?

The full question: ‘I am seeing this girl, we’ve had sex a couple of times and I like her. But I noticed that when she feels a little too involved with me, she pulls back and so I then have to play the game just right to make her feel relaxed again. What should I [...]

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