12.31- Should I go out on New Years Eve?

If you want to know what it’s like to pay a fortune for average sex and then nearly have an orgasm, you should go out on New Year’s Eve.
Smack!
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12.30- Why am I so bored?

Because you are boring. Or highly intelligent, (which I doubt).
But - just because you are not bored, does not mean you are not boring.
You might just be a self-centered, self-important, overly ambitious, disorganized tit.
See, there’s at least two sides to everything.
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12.29- Is music the food of love?

Sometimes…
But who wants the same meal all the time?
Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom - they all work too.
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12.28- I have 2 bratty older sisters who always pick on me. What should I do?

1. I am guessing you annoy them and then they pick on you.
2. They can’t be “bratty” if they are older than you.
So…
3. Keep out of their way.
4. Ignore them.
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12.27- Is money the root of all evil?

I suppose it could be.
But it’s also the root of a large amount of fun - you can even buy sex with it if you want.
So, go with the fun option and not the religious, uptight teachings of the poor, self-righteous ‘good samaritans’ who tell you that money is evil and then ask you for [...]

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12.26- Is it possible to have a platonic relationship with someone you want to sleep with?

I guess…
But what’s the fun in that?
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12.25- Do you believe in Santa Claus, Dr. Smack?

I believe in Santa Claus like I believe in marriage and monogamy and religion.
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12.24- Why do people live in cold climates?

Because the boys want to blame the size of their tiny winkie on the outside temperature.
And the girls want an excuse to be overweight, blubbery and/or pastey white.
There can be no other possible explanation.
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12.23- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing…
At least that way the baby will still be part of the family blood line.
If she’s ugly, then I can’t help you. (Well, I could, but I don’t want to).
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12.22- I love my cat but my boyfriend doesn’t. What should I do?

Let the cat out of the house. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved.
Pets are actually wild animals that humans have turned into weak, needy companions.
Let your cat find out what it was meant to do - if it dies, well then that’s nature.
I have a feeling your boyfriend is [...]

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