11.30- I don’t ever want a boyfriend but always end up with one. Why?

Because independence is an attractive quality.
Because men love the hunt.
Because you are a weak-willed, self-deceiving moron who can’t even stand by your own convictions.
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11.29- Are all religions bullshit?

Yes.
Total and utter fabricated crap designed to control the masses by fear.
And it works. The fact that you even asked the question proves it.
Your ignorance is their bliss. Your stupidity is their bank balance.
Smack!
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11.28- My best friend is a compulsive liar. How do I stop her?

Next time she lies, punch her in the vagina.
And then tell her why you did it.
That should work.
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11.27- I slept with my teacher. What should I do now?

Ask them for money…
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11.26- My ex’s ex is trying to be friends with me. Should I be?

No.
Why?
Because your ex’s ex wants to extract information from you to ingratiate themselves with your ex; anything you say will be used as evidence against you for your ex’s ex to get your ex back because they still want a piece of your ex and you are an easy source of gossip.
Leave it. Ignore them. [...]

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11.25- Where’s the best place to pick up a girl?

In your head.
And if you are really good at it, then she’ll pick you up because you’ll be so damn cool.
Get it?
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11.24- When is a good time to end a marriage if kids are involved?

There isn’t one.
But if you have to, then wait until they leave home.
And in the meantime live separate yet amicable lives whilst having sex with other people…
Easy.
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11.23- Do you think prostitution should be legal? If so, why?

Yes. It should most definitely be legal…
Because husbands get laid. And they can actually enjoy it.
And wives get a relaxed husband. Plus time to have an affair.
Perfect.
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11.22- How do I die without committing suicide?

Easy.
Take up some hazardous and life threatening, thrill-seeking activities such as sky-diving without a parachute, swimming with sharks (without a cage and with a bleeding leg and arm), or even playing chess in fast moving traffic.
These pastimes will serve a twofold purpose:
1. Life will be thrilling and fun.
2. Life will be far shorter than originally [...]

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11.21- Where’s the G-spot?

I would show you if I had one, but I don’t, so you better ask someone who has.
(That would mean asking a girl, just in case you weren’t sure who has one)
It’s a little complicated to explain without a diagram and a specimen.
But ask nicely and you might just receive the answer you need…
Guy Blews [...]

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