- My girlfriend threatened suicide if I leave her. Do I stay?

No you do not stay.
Walk.
That’s a cheap threat with one of two outcomes.
1. You leave. She lives. You’re free.
2. You leave. She kills herself. You’re free.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - SmackTherapy.com

- I want to be friends with my Ex. He doesn’t.

You are his Ex because he doesn’t like you - and I don’t care how it ended.
If you annoy him anymore, he might tell you the truth, and you wouldn’t like that…
So I did it for him.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack)- www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex left me. I want her back. What do you think?

I think she has slept with someone else - no, let me re-adjust that - she has definitely slept with someone else.
Still want her back?
If you do, what do you do? You basically beg her to come back to you, which probably won’t work because there is nothing worse than a needy, weak man - [...]

- I don’t believe in what my religion teaches. Should I?

Errrr. NO!!!
All religion is a fairytale that preys on fear and stupidity. If you walk away, you are no longer stupid and you have nothing to fear.
How do I know? Because every religion teaches love and respect and yet every religion hates and disrespects every other religion. Think about it.
Every war is caused by religion. [...]

- I had a fling with a younger man but he doesn’t want me anymore.

This is about your ego, isn’t it?
Oh well - it only takes one little prick to deflate that, doesn’t it?
Pop!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My boyfriend flirts with other women. I ask him to stop, but he keeps doing it.

You have a choice - put up with it or get out.
Stop being a victim. Be strong.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My parents want me to be a lawyer, but I don’t. Help.

What are you? A whimp or a panzy? Choose. Coz you’re one of them.
Be who you want to be - not the person everyone else thinks you should be.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I’m in love with an older guy & I’m under-age. What should I do?

Wait. Impatiently.
& learn to enjoy yourself, alone. If you know what I mean.
When you are legal, let him take advantage of you.
Guy Blews - (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I have sex with someone else before I get married?

Yes.
Coz once you are married you won’t get laid by your ’spouse’ anymore - it just begins to feel a little bit like incest.
P.S. “There’s only one way to keep sex going during a marriage - have an affair.” (Quote from ‘Marriage & How To Avoid It’ by Guy Blews - www.marriageandhowtoavoidit.com)
Ha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. [...]

- My husband hates me. What can I do?

Are you really surprised? I mean, really?
Count yourself lucky that you know it - most wives don’t have a flippin’ clue.
Here’s your answer:
1. Get a divorce.
2. Buy ‘Marriage & How To Avoid It’ by Guy Blews (www.marriageandhowtoavoidit.com)
3. Don’t encourage your kids to get married, like every other idiot divorcee out there -
prevention is better than [...]