It depends on whether you are thin or fat…
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If it was easy, you’d be complaining about something else, you tit.
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Not for the ones left behind…
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The full question: ‘I have a great husband, we have been together for 15 years, but nowadays, the sex is less than impressive. Should I mix viagra into a drink or into his food to make things more exciting?’
The answer:
Not unless you want to be convicted of murder by heart failure.
If he doesn’t come up [...]

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This is not really a question, you loser - but I will respond anyway.
Of course you’re ugly, if you think you are.
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The full question: ‘My wife had an affair and I caught her; what should I do? I don’t want to lose her’
The answer:
Step up your game, fool.
Smack!
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Laser it, you tit.
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Good.
(You don’t want to lose your allowance, do you?)
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The full question: ‘My boyfriend won’t go down on me, even though I have asked him numerous times. What can I do?’
The answer:
Shave.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘My girlfriend hardly ever gives me oral sex, and when she does it feels all wrong. What can I do to make her understand how important it is for me to have oral sex and for her to enjoy doing it?’
The answer:
Say nothing.
Find someone else.
You can lead a horse (girl) to water [...]

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