02.27- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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02.23- What should I do about my in-laws? They annoy me.

Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
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02.17- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
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02.16- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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02.12- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

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01.24- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!
The answer:
You just answered your own question…
She hates you because she feels like a failure.
She feels like a failure because she is one.
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01.17- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?”
The answer:
I [...]

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01.05- Should I get a divorce?

Yes.
If you have to ask the question, then the answer is yes.
That would be yes, get a divorce.
And you might as well do it today as it’s the biggest day of the year for Lawyers to be instructed in divorce - bet you didn’t know that. It’s the first Monday after January 1st - the [...]

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12.23- My brother got married but I think he’s gay. What should I do?

If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing…
At least that way the baby will still be part of the family blood line.
If she’s ugly, then I can’t help you. (Well, I could, but I don’t want to).
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12.20- I hate having sex with my husband. What can I do?

Tell him you have herpes… and syphilis.
That should work.
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