- Why am I depressed? And what can I do about it?

Because you see the truth.
And the truth is that most of life sucks.
The solution:
Realize that it doesn’t matter and only do things you want to do, not the things that are ‘expected’ of you.
There is a virtue to selfishness - you have fewer responsibilities and life becomes far more pleasurable.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My ex’s ex is trying to be friends with me. Should I be?

No.
Why?
Because your ex’s ex wants to extract information from you to ingratiate themselves with your ex; anything you say will be used as evidence against you for your ex’s ex to get your ex back because they still want a piece of your ex and you are an easy source of gossip.
Leave it. Ignore them. [...]

- Why is life so difficult?

Because we make it that way.
Because we never learn to just ‘be’, we always have to be doing something or someone.
Because we are impatient, intolerable, prejudiced, bitter, twisted, angry, dissatisfied, emotional, stoopid creatures that don’t ever see the truth before us; instead, we believe the bullshit we are fed as children and rather than accepting [...]

- I kissed a girl, but when we get close, she pulls away. What can I do?

Brush your teeth?
Chew some mint flavored gum?
Try that…
If she still won’t get close, you should look for someone who has no sense of taste, smell or touch.
Then you might stand a chance of a repeat performance after the first kiss.
Guy Blews - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My parents want me to be a lawyer, but I don’t. Help.

What are you? A whimp or a panzy? Choose. Coz you’re one of them.
Be who you want to be - not the person everyone else thinks you should be.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are celebrities good role models?

For being a drug-addled, weak-willed, self-entitled, self-righteous, simple tit?
Yes.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com