The point of Smack Therapy is to eradicate the idiots…
But it’s clearly not working, is it?
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘Is depression all in your head, is it all really a disastisfaction with yourself and your life? Or is it really a mental illness which we cannot control?’
The answer:
Depression is when everything sucks.
Therefore…
Depression is the truth.
Now that’s depressing…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘There is this guy that keeps texting me and calling me. What do I say to him to keep him from contacting me without hurting his feelings, I want to still be friends with him.’
The answer:
Impossible. So, you have a choice:
Do what he wants and hate yourself.
Do what you want and he hates [...]

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The full question (from a girl): ‘Isn’t the underlying issue at hand in any of these questions and concerns the root of communication? Why are females and males so different in their approach? Typically there is more information presented on the female way of thinking, why is that? The male view to communication, is only [...]

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’
The answer:
I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior - it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony.
After that you should stomp [...]

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The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

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The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’
The answer:
Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12?
Because it happened when I was 11.
And [...]

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The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’
The answer:
You flippin’ pussy…
Keep well away from her.
Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’
The answer:
Because it grabs your attention…
It causes you to have an opinion…
It makes you react…
It upsets you…
It makes you [...]

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