Because we need them to…
Smack!
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I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
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Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
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If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they?
If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are fucking stoopid.
And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are fucking stoopid too.
So, walk away. [...]

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Because you are boring. Or highly intelligent, (which I doubt).
But - just because you are not bored, does not mean you are not boring.
You might just be a self-centered, self-important, overly ambitious, disorganized tit.
See, there’s at least two sides to everything.
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1. I am guessing you annoy them and then they pick on you.
2. They can’t be “bratty” if they are older than you.
So…
3. Keep out of their way.
4. Ignore them.
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If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing…
At least that way the baby will still be part of the family blood line.
If she’s ugly, then I can’t help you. (Well, I could, but I don’t want to).
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Because you think that you matter.
But you don’t.
Really…
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No.
But if I did, I would want to go to hell…
Can you imagine how dull heaven would be with all those self-righteous, virginal, boring idiots? It’s a f*cking nightmare just to think about it.
Save me from that eternal boredom, please.
Hell will be so much more enlightening.
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Have an affair…
Then you won’t care anymore.
Easy.
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