The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

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The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’
The answer:
Because it grabs your attention…
It causes you to have an opinion…
It makes you react…
It upsets you…
It makes you [...]

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Yes.
Smack!
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Ego.
Stupidity.
Usually in that order.
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Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
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Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
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The full question: ‘My parents are making me go to Confirmation classes and it cost them $300 even though they keep telling me how bad the economy is and they don’t believe in any particular religion themselves. They are pretty much agnostic. My Mom says I have to go because she had to when she [...]

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Dunno.
But that’s how we know there’s no God…
If you were God, would you have made it so difficult, so easy, so hateful, so fun, so harsh, so sweet, so bitter, so violent, so pure, so angry, so irritating, so disgusting, so beautiful, so bad, so good, so complicated, so emotional, so slow, too quick, too much, [...]

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If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they?
If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are fucking stoopid.
And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are fucking stoopid too.
So, walk away. [...]

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