- I have sex with my best friend’s Mom. Should I stop?

No. Absolutely not.
But you should offer him your Mom in return…
It’s only fair.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I am really into Asian chicks, but my parents don’t like it. Help.

The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

- What should I do about my in-laws? They annoy me.

Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My friend told me she doesn’t like me. Help.

The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]

- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals.
Think for yourself. Make you own opinions.
Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day.
Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize.
Eat healthy food regularly.
Don’t breed too much.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Give into temptation…
& live within your means.
Easy.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can men multi-orgasm?

Yes they can.
But it requires anal invasion.
“Woah! Stop! Stop! No! Do it again!!”
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Dad likes to have family porno nights. What should I do about this?

This is fucked up…
But, as long as he doesn’t make you do anything inappropriate with your Mother, then enjoy them.
And learn some tricks.
Porn can be educational.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com