- What’s your view on blind dates?

I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What should I do about my in-laws? They annoy me.

Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals.
Think for yourself. Make you own opinions.
Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day.
Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize.
Eat healthy food regularly.
Don’t breed too much.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Give into temptation…
& live within your means.
Easy.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will I?

I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
Guy Blews (aka.Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I?

Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- If my wife travels for work, is she being faithful to me?

I hope not.
If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com