The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’
The answer:
You flippin’ pussy…
Keep well away from her.
Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.
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The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’
The answer:
Because it grabs your attention…
It causes you to have an opinion…
It makes you react…
It upsets you…
It makes you [...]

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The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’
The answer:
Why would you want to be healthy?
The quicker you die the better.
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]

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The full question: ‘My boss has asked me out on a dinner date and I have said yes because I am too afraid to say no. I kind of like him, but I think he is taking advantage and I don’t really like it. I am hot (even if I do say so myself) and [...]

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The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
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I guess.
But not giving a flying fuck works better.
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Oh, shut up, you tit.
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Only when I feel suicidal.
It makes me realize that there are people with far more vacuous lives than mine.
And that’s the main reason I’m still here.
Thanks CSI.
Sorry world.
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