- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
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- Why don’t I want a girlfriend?

Because you’re gay.
Smack!
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- Why do I keep going back to my Ex?

Because you’re an insecure little tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are men so sensitive and then mean?

They’re not - they’re mean… and then pretend to be sensitive when they don’t like you anymore.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I know if she loves me?

She doesn’t. Guaranteed.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Do you think there will ever be world peace?

I hope not…
Then all the idiots would be happy.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I’m in love and I hate it.

Then you’re doing just fine…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are girls unfaithful too?

Does a giraffe have a neck?
Of course they are…
And they’re better at it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex-Wife and I…

The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]