03.07- Why did he tell me he loves me?

The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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02.28- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
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02.27- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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02.26- This girl won’t leave me alone. What do I say to her?

Nothing.
Ignore her.
It works. Guaranteed. But you have to stick to the plan.
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02.21- My friend told me she doesn’t like me. Help.

The full question: ‘My friend has passed the limits once again. She told me the only reason she is friends with me is because she feels bad about the way other people talk about me, and that I have no friends. I am very forgiving & I miss her so much. Do I forgive her, [...]

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02.17- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
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02.16- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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02.13- This girl I like is always talking about other guys. What can I do?

Stop listening.
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02.10- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months, but she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

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02.09- Is love good?

Good for what?
Making you behave like an idiot? Yes.
Making you think like an idiot? Yes.
Making you feel like an idiot? Yes.
Making you a wimp? Yes.
Making you insane? Yes
Making you ache? Yes.
But you should try it anyway.
Then you’ll know what to avoid.
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