The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’
The answer:
You flippin’ pussy…
Keep well away from her.
Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.
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Not unless you’re doing it wrong.
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It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
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Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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Good for what?
Making you behave like an idiot? Yes.
Making you think like an idiot? Yes.
Making you feel like an idiot? Yes.
Making you a wimp? Yes.
Making you insane? Yes
Making you ache? Yes.
But you should try it anyway.
Then you’ll know what to avoid.
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Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals.
Think for yourself. Make you own opinions.
Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day.
Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize.
Eat healthy food regularly.
Don’t breed too much.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Give into temptation…
& live within your means.
Easy.
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I don’t know.
And I don’t care.
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Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
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I hope not.
If she is, she’s wasting a good opportunity.
Smack!
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