- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are fat butt cracks so ugly?

Because you know what’s lurking on the inside…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I want to go to sleep…

Then do it…
Even if you are at work or in a restaurant.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice - the wrong choice…
The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I maintain my health?

Eat right.
Drink right.
Sexercise alot.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cleanliness next to Godliness?

No…
It’s better than godliness.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I tell my friend he has bad breath?

Like this -
“Your breath makes me want to throw up, did you eat the rotten faeces of a dead rat or something? It’s unbearable to be anywhere near you, no wonder nobody ever wants to kiss you let alone fuck you, they’d have to be deaf, dumb and blind with no sense of taste, smell [...]