The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’
The answer:
Why would you want to be healthy?
The quicker you die the better.
You tit.
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Not unless you’re doing it wrong.
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Because they can’t quite reach between the rolls of blubber to clean out the filth that has collected there.
Because they eat shit food and then smell like what they eat.
Because they want you to notice them - that’s why they are fat…
Any fat person who tells you they like being fat is either a liar, [...]

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Chuck out stuff you don’t use anymore.
Don’t buy trinkets or other useless shit.
Clean your house. Organize your things.
& then put stuff back where it came from.
Do one thing at a time.
Keep life simple.
Be clean.
- Why make life difficult, when with a little extra effort, you can make it impossible -
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Good for what?
Making you behave like an idiot? Yes.
Making you think like an idiot? Yes.
Making you feel like an idiot? Yes.
Making you a wimp? Yes.
Making you insane? Yes
Making you ache? Yes.
But you should try it anyway.
Then you’ll know what to avoid.
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Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals.
Think for yourself. Make you own opinions.
Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day.
Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize.
Eat healthy food regularly.
Don’t breed too much.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Give into temptation…
& live within your means.
Easy.
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Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
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It is the killing of offspring of another animal.
Common in the wild - for example, a male lion will kill the cubs of another male when he takes over the pride, in order that he wipes out that bloodline and ensures his own children are left unchallenged.
It happens in war torn countries such as Africa [...]

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If you do it right, or get it done right, it’s great.
Just don’t bite unless asked.
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Find out what you like…
And then try it out on them.
But be gentle to begin with.
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