03.21- I have sex with my best friend’s Mom. Should I stop?

No. Absolutely not.
But you should offer him your Mom in return…
It’s only fair.
Smack!
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02.23- What should I do about my in-laws? They annoy me.

Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
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02.17- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
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02.16- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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02.12- I wish I was a kid again. Help.

The full question: ‘I hate being an adult, the responsibility of it all and the need to earn money for my future family and life. I don’t have kids yet, but my wife wants to start trying and I really don’t, even though I said I did when we got married. I just want to [...]

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02.08- What’s the best way to stay young?

Refuse to be drawn into everyone else’s ideals.
Think for yourself. Make you own opinions.
Read www.SmackTherapy.com every day.
Exercise. Sexercise. Fantasize.
Eat healthy food regularly.
Don’t breed too much.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Don’t get married.
Give into temptation…
& live within your means.
Easy.
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02.04- Should I?

Yes.
There is only one way to get rid of temptation - yield to it.
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01.28- How do I get my ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?
The answer:
Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.
She’ll wonder where you went…
And [...]

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01.24- Why does my ex-wife hate me so much?

The full question: Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!
The answer:
You just answered your own question…
She hates you because she feels like a failure.
She feels like a failure because she is one.
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01.17- How long do I wait for him to ask?

The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?”
The answer:
I [...]

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