- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
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- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself…
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
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- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- I want to go to sleep…

Then do it…
Even if you are at work or in a restaurant.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why am I scared of being alone?

Because you have to deal with the truth…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice - the wrong choice…
The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I maintain my health?

Eat right.
Drink right.
Sexercise alot.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cleanliness next to Godliness?

No…
It’s better than godliness.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com