I hope not…
Then all the idiots would be happy.
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Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
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No.
He’s dead.
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Only if you have lots of great sex…
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The full question: ‘I like boys and all my life I have gone for boys, but in my mind kissing a girl isn’t a big deal. I recently found out a friend of mine is bi-sexual and everyone says she flirts with me and truth be told I’m a little interested. Is this wrong of me [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’
The answer:
Turn gay.
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The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, How do I know if I am gay or straight?’
The answer:
If the idea of putting the same sexual organs as you possess in your mouth makes you gag, then you’re straight.
If it seems somewhat appealing, then you’re gay.
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A rhetorical question: ‘Have you noticed how people with babies and dogs stand around in groups looking at and talking about the relevant child or animal in their midst without ever actually engaging in any type of meaningful conversation?’
The answer:
Yes I have, and it fucking annoys the crap out of me.
Empty, vacuous, pathetic losers using [...]

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The full question: ‘I love to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys. Am I weird?’
The answer:
No.
You’re a fucking mess.
And you might be some sort of gay too…
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The full question: ‘I am a fairly decent looking guy with a good job, but I can’t seem to meet a girl that I connect with. What can I do to change the situation?’
The answer:
Pretend you’re gay.
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