Because you’re gay.
Smack!
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In your girlfriend’s pants…
Or someone else’s girlfriend’s pants.
Take your pick.
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Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
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Like this -
“Your breath makes me want to throw up, did you eat the rotten faeces of a dead rat or something? It’s unbearable to be anywhere near you, no wonder nobody ever wants to kiss you let alone fuck you, they’d have to be deaf, dumb and blind with no sense of taste, smell [...]

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The full question: ‘My best friend’s ex boyfriend kissed me and I think I’m starting to like him. I told my friend and she is really mad and won’t talk to me. What should I do?’
The answer:
Kiss her…
She might start to like you again.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘My best friend is so annoying. She is always asking me to do her favors and she never really re-pays me - it’s take take take. Help. What can I do?’
The answer:
There’s only one idiot in this equation.
And it’s not your best friend.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘I have been in and out of love all my life, and I am beginning to wonder if I really like being in love at all, it seems to hurt alot. Is being in love with someone else essential for happiness?’
The answer:
Who do you think you are? Buddha?
You’re gonna make me cry…
With [...]

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Because they’re bored…
And competitive…
And jealous…
And…
Do I really need to go on?
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The full question: ‘I like boys and all my life I have gone for boys, but in my mind kissing a girl isn’t a big deal. I recently found out a friend of mine is bi-sexual and everyone says she flirts with me and truth be told I’m a little interested. Is this wrong of me [...]

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The full question: ‘My girlfriend can only orgasm with a vibrator or with oral, I feel inadequate when she uses a vibrator but I don’t like to give oral to girls, it just grosses me out. What can I do?’
The answer:
Turn gay.
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