Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
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The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?
The answer:
Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.
She’ll wonder where you went…
And [...]

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The full question: Why does my ex-wife of 12 years hate me so much? She left me for another man but is now on her own, whereas I have a beautifull new girlfriend!
The answer:
You just answered your own question…
She hates you because she feels like a failure.
She feels like a failure because she is one.
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The full question: ”I am 30 years old and have been with my boyfriend for 3 years now, we have a great relationship and I love him with all my heart, but I don’t think he wants to get married yet and I really do. How long should I wait? Or should I move on?”
The answer:
I [...]

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No. Being married doesn’t make you a good parent.
But don’t have a baby to trap a man or to find unconditional love - that’s what morons do.
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If someone has a good point, then they don’t need to be violent to get it across, do they?
If they have no point, then they try to beat it into people because they are fucking stoopid.
And if you stick around to be the object of that violence, then you are fucking stoopid too.
So, walk away. [...]

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Sometimes…
But who wants the same meal all the time?
Try money, humor, kissing, sex, style and freedom - they all work too.
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If his wife is hot then you should do the honorable thing…
At least that way the baby will still be part of the family blood line.
If she’s ugly, then I can’t help you. (Well, I could, but I don’t want to).
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Let the cat out of the house. If it comes back you can keep it. If not, problem solved.
Pets are actually wild animals that humans have turned into weak, needy companions.
Let your cat find out what it was meant to do - if it dies, well then that’s nature.
I have a feeling your boyfriend is [...]

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