- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself…
You tit.
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- Do you think there will ever be world peace?

I hope not…
Then all the idiots would be happy.
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- Why are so many people dying?

Because we need them to…
Smack!
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- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
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- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where is heaven?

In your girlfriend’s pants…
Or someone else’s girlfriend’s pants.
Take your pick.
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- I want to go to sleep…

Then do it…
Even if you are at work or in a restaurant.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I maintain my health?

Eat right.
Drink right.
Sexercise alot.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Will time heal my pain?

Yes.
And so will having sex with someone else.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr, Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is S&M dangerous?

Is punching yourself in the vagina dangerous?
Or is it worse if I do it?
Take your pick.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com